a very true story about life :)

[qqmeng]

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.

I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor
and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what She means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly Happy."

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The Lord replied, "You want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?"

[jameslow]

:) :) :)

[EdwinTan]

if i were the god.. i think i'll do the same as him haha

i'll ask ..another.. u wan 2 or 4 lane and with toll money to ur bank acct ?

[JackJack]

Lol! :p :p :p

[gandalfius]

hahahahahahahaha! good one! :D

[nfariz8]

hey! funny and true! :)

[astroboy]

For a minute there i thought u were going to tell us YOUR life story...

:run_away:

[seethoe]

i thnk the above is modified from this joke, very similar:

There once was a man who went on an expedition and he found a beautiful vase. It said "Rub Me" so he did. Out popped a genie.

The genie said to the man, "I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "I thought I got 3 wishes?" But the genie said, "No. One, take it or leave it!" The guy said, "I'LL TAKE IT, I'LL TAKE IT!!"

So the guy thinks hard and says, "I am afraid of flying so I want you to build me a Freeway from my house to Hawaii." The genie says, "Are you nuts!!!"

So the guy thinks hard again and says, "Ok -- Ok." He finally come up with a wish for the genie. The guy says, "I want to learn all about women. How they think? How come they keep dumping me? And how I can make them love me so I can keep them?"

So the genie thinks and thinks and thinks and finally the genie says to the man..... "Did you want that freeway with 2 lanes or 4???"