What do u do when trapped in heavy traffic jam?

[ckchowov]

1. Browsing SA.com:rasta:

[qqmeng]

1) sing with car stereo ...

2) dig my nostril ...;)

[noruazumi]

3) swearing at those stupid drivers that trying to cut the line!!! :mad:

[JackJack]

1. crying: i wanna go home! :cry_smile:

[ckchowov]

1) sing with car stereo ...

2) dig my nostril ...;)

In fact i've seen many doing this --> 2) dig my nostril .... aiyerrr

[mamakap]

Actually dig then play with it, play until it hardern then throw it out from the car window, that's what my friend did when I tumpang his car. :D

[blur]

Start grumbling to myself why I didn't keep a packet of mamee/twisties/roller coasters in the glove compartment!!!

[ShaolinTiger]

Sing along to my music

Look around and start thinking of everything I see in terms of photographic composition

Sometimes when I'm lucky and I have my camera I'll take some pics, or review the pics I took earlier.

[leslie]

my mistress will be beside me or behind me :D

[derickuan]

aiyoh...3G time....watch Astro AEC and Cartoon Network .....provided there's network coverage...

[sampoerna]

Pray for no last minute pangsai................

[Freaky]

Play the game... "Count the Gold Diggers" (nose pickers)

How to play:
Count how many people you spot in the on-coming traffic who are picking their noses in 15 minutes...


My best score was 57...

btw... nose diggers knows no race or religion, rich or poor, young or old... you will find all are equal when it comes to "gold digging"

Have fun

[qqmeng]

Play the game... "Count the Gold Diggers" (nose pickers)

How to play:
Count how many people you spot in the on-coming traffic who are picking their noses in 15 minutes...


My best score was 57...

btw... nose diggers knows no race or religion, rich or poor, young or old... you will find all are equal when it comes to "gold digging"

Have fun

sounds like fun! i ll sure try it out:D

[ckchowov]

Pray for no last minute pangsai................

Laosai in car...:0

[JackJack]

Laosai in car...:0

this is serious....if want to wee wee still can use bottle (for guy la:P )

if want to pangsai how?!:rolleyes:

[Crazymalaysian]

Take photos of cars that use the emergency lane illegally?

473

474

475

476

[KohJL]

this is serious....if want to wee wee still can use bottle (for guy la:P )

if want to pangsai how?!:rolleyes:

Go to a pharmacy and get some adult diapers :P

[ckchowov]

hahaha...they are surely in emergency liao

[calvaryzone]

wah, all using emergency lanes, all big cars.

me, just listen to radio and complain to myself what a sucks life it is right now.
and at times, praying and frantically looking for petrol station to go tandas.

[sampoerna]

Luckily my car is not captured by crazymalaysian :redface:

[Crazymalaysian]

I have some more shots your's might be in them :P

[qqmeng]

CM....

those fella who drives in emergency lane we called them CRAZY MALAYSIAN! :D

[sampoerna]

I have some more shots your's might be in them :P

After thinking twice, please post more as I have no worries. Always a good citizen :D

[alancheong7]

CM, you should put those up on that watchamacallit local site - give the police some work. :D

1. Play/sing/chat with or scold/beat Elijah, depending on situation :D
2. Make his milk or add water for him
3. Take out snacks for him
4. Pray
5. Sing
6. Day dream about how to punish those infuriating drivers :mad: :whipped: :firing: :toilet_claw: :smashfreak:
7. Day dream about shooting those who beat the lights, talk on phone whilst driving, illegal U-turn, driving on wrong side of the road.... no cam wor :redface:
8. Pull nose hairs
9. Drive like maniac to reach nearest petrol station or coffeeshop for 'pit' stop :redface:

[Crazymalaysian]

Alan, yea I had intended to but totally forgot what the website's url is, haha.

Here's a couple more,

513

514

515

516

[fulat]

aiyoh...3G time....watch Astro AEC and Cartoon Network .....provided there's network coverage...
wah~ me too.

[qqmeng]

wah...crazymalaysian ... your latest edition shown us tht you was fetched by a benz woh ....

fuyooo!

[astroboy]

It would be karaoke time for me. Or dream about my next travel destination.

[ShaolinTiger]

The website to report bad drivers has already been closed down due to the fact they worked out it was actually causing people to drive more dangerously as they were trying to take pictures with their handphones whilst driving.

[asyraflee]

CM....

those fella who drives in emergency lane we called them CRAZY MALAYSIAN! :D

and stupid.

[asyraflee]

1. Go through at random of my CD collection in the car and pop it in the player
2. Sing along
3. Annoy the person on the left, if there's any
4. Try to have conversations with the people inside the car, if there's any
5. Observe at people
6. Write

Maybe I should get a portable dvd player soon.

[mohamadfazli]

i continue to listen to more podcasts

[noordin]

sms or make calls. :D

[leslie]

How about talking to the person right opposite of you i did that , hehe a gal not bad looking to :D Ended up at mamak later cause jam was freaking real bad :D

[didifion]

ON the MUSIC to maximum & start dancing in the car

[foxxy]

Wishing i have a PS2 in the car.......:D

[JackJack]

ON the MUSIC to maximum & start dancing in the car

dance?! wat car u driving?:rolleyes:

[sweeann]

Actually dig then play with it, play until it hardern then throw it out from the car window, that's what my friend did when I tumpang his car. :D

Mind to show it the next time we meet? Sure would like to see how ones can play until it's harden.... muahahahahaha

[eric]

Hey Crazy Malaysian...

Post your pictures here man.... It's fun...

http://www.panducermat.org.my/mly/

[scott]

Let's see,look at/listen to iPod (Pod Casts, Music, Vod Casts, photos)
Read magazines, novels...
Send/receive email.
Stare aimlessly.
Sleep.
Look for photo opportunities and curse when there's something brilliant and I don't have my camera.

Sounds like a lot now that I've written it. But hey, I live in Jakarta - I have lots and lots and lots of time to kill in traffic.

Which reminds me, gotta go to the airport.... hmmm I'll need to allow 2 and a half hours for that - oops, late already
bye.. :-)

[noordin]

my mistress will be beside me or behind me :D

Be careful when she's behind you. It means she's watching your moves. :D

[karen0111]

Singing ... :D
look around see can get some new ideas or not
(of cos wil see got handsome boy or not lo)

* is for slow moving traffic ah

If super bad traffic like half an hour still non moving, will start get scolding the stupid p*li lo (karen sot sot dei scold ppl in the car) ... :partyon:

[newsbreaker]

fart...then smells it. Release down window to clear it

[desaintlights]

watch porn in car...

browse playboy.com...

[karheng]

i will read one of those books which i have in my car library...:P


Then turn on the music super loud and feng tau.....

[bimmer]

Housekeeping SMS Inbox or clean up glovebox....

The traffic will move when you are busy doing something else....

[zique]

Stuck in jam? Start staring at the other drivers.

See how many of them actually look away after how long. :D

Either that or start to horn at every bikes that zoom past me car.

[mki88]

At first, sing Karaoke in my car. When i feel 'beh tahan' already, I will start scolding the cause of the jam. When I seriously 'BEH TAHAN', I will give up scolding and accept the fact that I'm in a jam. Then I will open my car window to look around pretty girls. I've even chat with strangers in massive jam.

[karheng]

er....pick up chicks in a jam?:run_away:

[EdwinTan]

flirt wif chicks on the next car if there is any