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Old 03-08-2010, 11:00 AM
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Which Border to Cross?

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally, You get 12 years Hard labor.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally, You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border, Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally, You will be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER

YOU GET:

- My PR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
- A Driving License,
- Voting Rights - only to BN

- Job Reservation,
- Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,

- Special discount during summons

- Free money during General Election



Oh MALAYSIA, what a great country!!

MALAYSIA BOLEH !!
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Old 03-08-2010, 11:42 AM
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